friday ended up being sooo funny. i just finished up writing my entry in here and planned on going to bed because my medicine was making me feel fucked. little matt and josh informed me that they were coming over for a pajama party, even though i told them no because i had to get up early for work in the morning. a little while later the doorbell rang, because they were, of course, dead serious. they were both drunk and when matt said "i bet you didn't know you were babysitting!" that about summed it up perfectly.

they boys kept wrestling each other, and throwing stuff at each other's heads, like tissue boxes and the movie "everything you've ever wanted to know about sex (but were afraid to ask)." they were trying to wrestle me, which was when matt got what was undoubtedly the worst idea of his young life. he remembered my foot phobia...and decided that he would hold me down so that josh could take my socks off and lick my toes. OH GOD. it was the most disgusting experience of my whole entire life! i was kicking and screaming and they both thought it was so funny, but i wanted to die. the feeling of someones tongue on your foot is TERRIBLE! EW! i can't begin to tell you. i guess in a weird, disgusting way it's a little funny, but mostly, NO, NOT AT ALL.

matt decided it would be a good idea to "wear funny things on our heads like hats!" they put on pots and pans and coffee filters. i wish i took pictures. what i DID get pictures of was when the boys played dress-up in my room. they picked up my pants off the floor and tried them on. they pulled shirts and sweaters off my clothes rack and wore them. at one point, josh was wearing the infamous friendster thong, a pair of mens bikini briefs from andrew's mom, and a pair of my powerpuff girls underwear all at once. matt kept trying to go in my underwear drawer and it was giving me horrible flashbacks to beth's birthday party and fred's antics, but i managed to get them out of my room but putting on punk rock porn to watch. i have several pictures from their fashion show, including one of matthew wearing my "funky cold medina" headband and a pirate eyepatch as well as an outfit of mine. we slept on the bedcouch, until we ditched josh for snoring too loud. it was a fun nite.

saturday we finally got a chance to hang out with angie. it has been too long.

sunday beth and i went over to our grandma bunny's because we had plans to watch "the passion of the christ." we were meeting amy, my mom, and their mom over there as well. we were supposed to be there at 2:30, but we didn't get there until almost 3. we decided to make up a good lie about why we were late. as we drove over, we saw a man jogging. he had big muscles and he wasn't wearing a shirt, he just had on a pair of little black shorts. we walked in and my mom asked, "where WERE you?!" we explained that we picked up a hitchhiker, who wanted a ride down the street to big boys. it wasn't until we got there that we realized he didn't speak english, and he got really frustrated trying to tell us something and started to cry. he said, "NO! BIG BOY! BROOKPARK!" so we took him to the wrong one, and had to turn around and take him to the other one on brookpark, and that was why we were late. we were very convincing, which was why we got yelled at by everyone for picking up hitchhikers who "carry guns and knives!" it ruled.

so we watched the movie. everyone talks about how gross it is, but we didn't think it was as bad as everyone made it sound. what is WORSE, and much more underrated, is that satan-thing! why doesn't anyone talk about how fucking SCARY that thing is??? and its demon baby that it is holding in that one scene? shiiiiiit. beth made one of the best/worst jokes of her life when they showed a scene in the palace or whatever of some important man wearing an eyepatch, that she insisted was pontius pilot's brother, pontius pirate. later on, andrew yelled at beth and i for taking "the most holy and sacred things" and laughing at them. heh. oops.

later on we went out to dinner with andrew and ben and some of the tuesday inprov people. it was funny. i have so many improv crushes...some of which may or may not have been there, heh. many thanks go out to andrew for including us and helping us have some much-needed fun.

new green day tomorrow! whoohoo. the other day johnny asked me if i have heard the album yet and i told him no. he said, "but you are like the biggest fan ever!" although that may indeed be true, i am really weird about certain things involving them. i explained to him that i have very specific memories of listening to each of their albums for the first time, and i don't want my memory for "american idiot" to be sitting on the computer downloading it a week before it comes out. ha. i guess i'm just weird. does anyone else get like that with their favorite band, as far as memories and tradition and that sort of thing are concerned? i am curious to know. i don't know why they insist on making me so nervous by not releasing a cleveland tour date for this album, but so far that is alrite because there are plans in the making to go see them in detroit in november. unlike chicago, this one IS going to happen.

tonytommydixon is the BEST kid in the WORLD! beth and i had lunch with him at school today. he gave us a napoleon dynamite surprise. you can't fucking BELIEVE this! do you know the part in the movie when uncle rico puts in his football video and you can see a portrait of kip and napoleon sitting on top the tv? dang, i can't find a good picture of it online, but i guess you will just have to come over to the sugar shack to see the newest addition. it is even in this tacky gold frame and everything! it's right up there in awesomeness factor with our velvet elvis! for sure.

a couple entries ago, i mentioned a crush beth and i had on a man that i couldn't really talk about on here in case someone knew who we were talking about - since he is a minor local figure. the best thing happened the other day, and we still can't stop talking about it. although i can't write about it here, i can write it someplace else and you can read it if you are on my list. i wish there was something i could do for those that don't have a livejournal, but i don't want to resort to locking this! so i don't know. if you really want to know i guess you could tell me and i could email the entry to you, haha, i dunno. my secret man crush revealed!

xoxo