april 17, 2006 - "the vagina store is closed, ok! it's 1:30 in the morning!" --beth
april 10, 2006 - meet the kids
april 6, 2006 - nice guys finish last
april 4, 2006 - i killed your baby today
april 2, 2006 - a story about school daze
february 6, 2006 - hello lakewood, goodbye walgreens
january 13, 2006 - don't let the sun catch you cryin
January 09, 2006 - "i'll be alrite, as long as it matters" -gin blossoms
december 5, 2005 - i shuffled through my mind to see if i could find the words i left behind -green day
november 27, 2005 - we're throwing a rocknroll danceparty at the jigsaw saloon and stage!
november 24, 2005 - how i spent my thanksgiving:
november 13, 2005 - horriblefest
november 6, 2005 - "RON HERE!" -what our teacher would say
november 2, 2005 - my life fucking rules
october 10, 2005 - greetings from 1997!
september 18, 2005 - "if the boy don't wanna keep you, just make him wish he had" -danko jones
september 4, 2005 - pictures of camels and tattoos
september 3, 2005 - "he's gonna have one of those burning poops. he deserves it!" -beth
august 25, 2005 - a mess of blues
august 21, 2005 - i love rocknroll
august 16, 2005 - beth and i babysat some babies on friday.
august 7, 2005 - "i put my snot where the babu is!" -greg the bunny
july 25, 2005 - "PATTERSON! MEET ME IN BUTTZVILLE!" -beth
july 18, 2005 - "i'm talkin about REAL FUCKIN' BROOKLYN PIZZA!" -stella
july 14, 2005 - "when will the world stop smelling?!" -beth
july 9, 2005 - mommy's little monster
july 6, 2005 - "DIRTY! DIRTY RAY!" -adrienne
june 28, 2005 - "right now, somebody's backyard is probably POO LAKE!" -andy
june 23, 2005 - "PATTERSON! DUNK IT LIKE A COOKIE!"
june 16, 2005 - i wanna be a dead boy
june 2, 2005 - help me from my brain (legendary shack shakers)
june 1, 2005 - i'm a loner in a claustrophobic mind - green day
may 22, 2005 - summer vacation is off to a bad start
april 26, 2005 - mr. brightside
april 18, 2005 - i feel good like james brown
april 11, 2005 - "you know, you're in the bag, and you're trying to pinch cheese, and i...i just pinched too hard, ok?!?" -beth
april 4, 2005 - confession
april 1, 2005 - "let's pour barbecue sauce on her!" -chris about to sabotage me in my sleep
march 27, 2005 - CAN'T YOU HEAR ME CALLING YOUR FUCKING NAME
march 16, 2005 - i'm the one - descendents
march 6, 2005 - "i need to rock, like, 24/7!"
february 21, 2005 - i hate being reminded that i'm growing up
february 17, 2005 - "it's hard to flirt and use power tools at the same time!" -billie
february 14, 2005 - love love love just ain't a game i play - queers
february 3, 2005 - "maybe you should take your weiner out...if you have one!" -glasses
january 30, 2005 - it's almost my birthday and YOU have a mission
january 20, 2005 - one of the weirdest moments of my life
january 15, 2005 - behavin badly
january 5, 2005 - nerds and a new year to make sense of
december 29, 2004 - untitled
December 27, 2004 - "PUBIC HAIR IS A FACT OF LIFE!" -mom
december 13, 2004 - "it's just applesauce on bread!" "that's not a sandwich, that's a disaster!" -on the phone with andrew
december 2, 2004 - "i do that a lot. seriously. i almost poop my pants a lot." -beth
november 27, 2004 - getting attacked by ninjas
November 17, 2004 - now you can see naked butts on tv
november 12, 2004 - "what could be more perfect than sitting in a jacuzzi cracking farts?" michael showalter
november 7, 2004 - "at 22, i don't wanna be cleanin no fuckin shoe!" -angie
november 2, 2004 - some green day for election day
november 1, 2004 - "that's right there's no hill, BITCH!" -stella
november 1, 2004 - leaving myself open wide, living out a sacrifice - green day
october 27, 2004 - "do the chickens have large talons?" -nd
october 25, 2004 - "she reminds me of a loaf of bread" -mom about kelly osbourne
october 24, 2004 - "zoe, what's the big deal of poopin at midnite?!" -mom
october 18, 2004 - walgreens? slayer? foot foot? lafawnduh? stella?
october 14, 2004 - "there's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it." -billie joe
october 11, 2004 - george michael + cheese + serial killers= a fun day
october 8, 2004 - am i retarded or am i just overjoyed? -green day
september 30, 2004 - "you can eat your cake...and eat it, too!" -the australian allstar
september 22, 2004 - wake me up when september ends / green day things
september 20, 2004 - drunk pajama parties and jesus
September 17, 2004 - "it's a cucumber, wrapped in charmin, with grill marks!" -cody dove
September 14, 2004 - a really angry rant about boys
september 3, 2004 - "that was weird. that burp tasted like xmas tree." -mike
august 30, 2004 - our sunday surprise
august 28, 2004 - /summer
august 23, 2004 - FLIPPIN SWEET!
august 23, 2004 - love you tender
august 18, 2004 - "having crushes is for girls." -little matt
august 15, 2004 - hot and heavy
august 2, 2004 - "i wanna see a big hairy monkey DO IT!" -the state
July 29, 2004 - love in plaster - the hives
july 26, 2004 - "go through her danties!" -bob
july 19, 2004 - "girls only want boyfriends that have great skills!" -napoleon dynamite
july 11, 2004 - thank you, lacey!
july 5, 2004 - help me be cool like you
july 4, 2004 - i'm ok
july 1, 2004 - sometimes it hurts so badly i must cry out loud - crosby, stills + nash
July 01, 2004 - FUCK
june 27, 2004 - elvis, jews, and testicles (hooray!)
june 20, 2004 - "my penis was in your hair and you won't even tell me your name?!" -andy
june 15, 2004 - "it's either POOP...or it's a TREAT!" -ezra
june 10, 2004 - "i love them UNTIL i feel their penises!" -billie
june 3, 2004 - things to laugh at, compliments of "the state"
june 2, 2004 - erin + beth + elvis = true love
june 1, 2004 - growing up, moving on
may 29, 2004 - "you don't know what it's like to have eyebrows that twinkle. i do." -beth
may 21, 2004 - parts of conversations i have liked lately
may 11, 2004 - "enema means: go like you've never been!" -my mom
may 3, 2004 - now and then
april 29, 2004 - countdown
april 25, 2004 - please don't touch, i shake so much - motorhead
april 21, 2004 - "keep your hands off my tasty cakes!" -beth
april 14, 2004 - 50 things you might not know about me:
april 5, 2004 - "i think the sheriff of nottingham is a shithead!" -my creative writing teacher
march 24, 2004 - dont you just know it
march 18, 2004 - soundtrack of my life
march 8, 2004 - the results are in...erins 22nd birthday rockout:
march 2, 2004 - an epiphany
february 27, 2004 - "well i guess it would be nice"
february 18, 2004 - "beards grow while you work!" -beth
February 14, 2004 - 22nd birthday and LONG LIVE ROCKNROLL
february 14, 2004 - happy birthday to me
february 7, 2004 - PARTY*PARTY*PARTY*PARTY
february 3, 2004 - a lot of things about underwear
january 27, 2004 - i remember
january 21, 2004 - its only rocknroll to me
january 13, 2004 - dinner at hometown buffet
january 8, 2004 - rocknroll tattoos
january 2, 2004 - GOOD RIDDANCE 2003!
december 20, 2003 - "have you ever smelled a fart that smelled good?" -rita at work
december 19, 2003 - "im just sick and tired of being sick and tired, you know!" -whas
december 9, 2003 - the ace of spades
november 23, 2003 - COMEBACK EXTRAVAGANZA 2003!
october 20, 2003 - update:
august 22, 2003 - "remember: just say no! well, say yes sometimes, but not on skool nites." -amys advice to mike
august 13, 2003 - "before he gets big balls we'll CERTAINLY take them off!" -beth
august 3, 2003 - "bean burrito in, bean burrito out!" -theo
july 22, 2003 - -
july 18, 2003 - ouch.
july 17, 2003 - "those are these!" -my dad
july 11, 2003 - a survey to keep you up to date
july 11, 2003 - toiletdog pt. 2
july 9, 2003 - "starring HARRY ANDERSON!" -beth as she showed amy her naked butt
july 1, 2003 - "when other people close their eyes, they see blackness. but when i close my eyes, i see thin cowboys farting behind the building." -beth
june 25, 2003 - "you have a butt that guys will want!" -amys professional opinion
june 13, 2003 - "her dads dead and shes doing it with a mudman!"
June 04, 2003 - livin on the edge
june 2, 2003 - HEY HEY
may 28, 2003 - moving on
may 28, 2003 - moving on
may 20, 2003 - IMPORTANT THINGS!
may 18, 2003 - "nothing that makes sense ever works out" -jimmy eat world
may 14, 2003 - do you wanna dance and hold my hand
may 12, 2003 - "i think that being a punk rocker is her only life choice, looking like that!" -beth
may 7, 2003 - "i love you, dad!" -what adrien brody SHOULD have said in the movie
may 4, 2003 - "PASSING!" -everyone (including beth) on our bike ride
may 3, 2003 - i just found the cutest picture ever!
may 2, 2003 - fingers crossed
april 30, 2003 - "dead people do not write poetry!" -professor dyer
april 25, 2003 - "REG! REGINALD FAIRFIELD!" -boy meets world
april 21, 2003 - zzzzzzzzzz
april 18, 2003 - "i wanna tap that IZ-ASS again before bed!" -stella
april 16, 2003 - seeing gob (or NOT seeing gob) #10
april 12, 2003 - "do you stil have your fucking retarded costume, mike?!" -beth
april 8, 2003 - "next to the chips theres a penny...GET THE PENNY!" -chris
april 3, 2003 - the ass world soap opera
april 2, 2003 - "YIPPY PIPPY, MOTHERFUCKERS!" -stella
March 30, 2003 - "i woulda made such a great homo!" -jay black
march 20, 2003 - OH GEEZ!
march 19, 2003 - a roadtrip and rocket from the fucking crypt
march 14, 2003 - "i wanna have the first fart animal!" -beth
march 7, 2003 - "just call me COLD-CROTCH JOHNNY!" -andrew
march 3, 2003 - "for the longest time, i was in love with an EYEBROW!" -beth
february 26, 2003 - why does everything have to be so complicated? ha...
february 25, 2003 - i know i just did an entry, but...
february 25, 2003 - gimme animosity / i love superdrag
february 24, 2003 - "im sick and tired of being sick and tired, you know!" -whas
february 24, 2003 - find your own
february 23, 2003 - treat me wrong
february 20, 2003 - "when was the last time you humped?" -sam from superdrag
february 17, 2003 - this magic moment
february 16, 2003 - "all im losing is me" -saves the day
february 15, 2003 - happy 21st to me.
february 13, 2003 - "i liked your grandmas funeral the best, because they had really good bakery there!" -beth
february 7, 2003 - too young, too bitter
february 5, 2003 - please note:
january 29, 2003 - snakes and kangaroos and cookies
january 26, 2003 - "im gonna get me some of that GOVERNMENT AID!" -beth
january 23, 2003 - hazy shade of winter
january 22, 2003 - fortune cookies and chuck berrys farts
january 21, 2003 - "you know what i mean when you get very aware of your feet?" -beth
january 18, 2003 - "HIS FLEECE AS WHITE AS SNOW!"
january 14, 2003 - if this is it
january 13, 2003 - "you know john denver! hes all natural!" -beth
january 10, 2003 - "i think i may have a thing for you..." -tjw
january 8, 2003 - "did you get soup on my butt?!" -my mom
january 2, 2003 - "every time we sleep with a boy, i come to work dead!"
december 29, 2002 - "if i eat pie, i will have to poop worse!" -beth
december 24, 2002 - "i was so mad, i just kept EATING COOKIES!" -beth
december 23, 2002 - shopping at finast: 12/29/97
december 18, 2002 - "GOOD MORNIN EVERYBODY! AND THAT GUY!" -beth screaming
december 16, 2002 - "you're gonna stick your fade in the bowl!" -my mom
december 15, 2002 - half of my heart
december 13, 2002 - as if.
december 11, 2002 - seriously now, how much can one person take?
december 11, 2002 - on being worthless
december 10, 2002 - when will i learn
december 8, 2002 - "at least you can appreciate my farts!" -my friend john
december 6, 2002 - a survey.
december 5, 2002 - the boy lives in TN for goodness sakes!
december 4, 2002 - "we can take our white asses to hoggys instead of takin our black asses to rallys!" -jeremiah
december 4, 2002 - "you WILL be in the bathroom, messin with lettuce!" -connie at work
december 2, 2002 - "does your FACE have to look like that?!" -my mom to me
december 1, 2002 - happy jeremiah day
november 29, 2002 - "pie makes life better" -my friend tony
november 28, 2002 - "people dont have feet like hands, like you!" -beths uncle
november 27, 2002 - for thanksgiving: what i am thankful for
november 26, 2002 - about a boy
november 25, 2002 - "i love looking gross and hanging out with you guys and burping!" -the eloquent amy
november 24, 2002 - "i couldnt even kiss a man with an ass like that!" -one of my bosses at work
november 23, 2002 - "do you want to look at my butthole?" -beth to amy
november 22, 2002 - "nick riley is the 8th wonder of the world!"
november 20, 2002 - i can NOT believe my teacher is such a dirty old man
november 20, 2002 - survey about songs
november 19, 2002 - we listened to a bel biv devoe tape at work today. it ruled.
november 17, 2002 - i need more friends
november 17, 2002 - the circle jerks can still rock it even when they are balding
november 16, 2002 - "happy hour hamhocks?" -joey at work
november 15, 2002 - "he thinks that the butt is sacred...and he wouldnt hit it!" -beth
november 14, 2002 - "i aint no a-hole!" -beth
ovember 13, 2002 - mediocre people do exceptional things all the time - ok go
november 12, 2002 - following uncle kracker around all nite
november 11, 2002 - my second makeoutclub encounter in one week
november 7, 2002 - i have "amazing lips." and i dont mean to look at.
november 5, 2002 - ive got nothin
november 3, 2002 - "thats not an angel, thats michael bolton!" -my mom
november 2, 2002 - "slumber parties are an invitation to sexual intercourse!" -psycho beach party
november 1, 2002 - "i rode my bike here and i honked all the way from work!" -john edward hughes
october 29, 2002 - at the hop
october 28, 2002 - am i abnormal, or is everyone this boy-crazy?
october 27, 2002 - <3
october 26, 2002 - you know what? beth likes hanging turtlenecks!
october 26, 2002 - "im your pal vinnie with no ass!" -the singer from sponge
october 23, 2002 - I FINALLY DID IT!
october 22, 2002 - "tom was an accomplice to my ass spanking!"
october 21, 2002 - "its just a pisswalk away!" -what i thought i heard
october 20, 2002 - gob show, #8
october 18, 2002 - hugs and kisses
october 16, 2002 - "happy together"
october 16, 2002 - my cousin beth
october 15, 2002 - a little bit of good news
october 14, 2002 - "i think i was going to say something about peeing, or sex!"
october 14, 2002 - "i believe in a love thats true..im a sucker just like you!" -pansy division
october 13, 2002 - "i said i wouldnt cry. this is it. never again."
october 12, 2002 - so what IS grosser than gross?
october 12, 2002 - "smells like pancake syrup!" -someone in the haunted house
october 9, 2002 - a quick heads up
october 8, 2002 - "if they didnt shove everything up their ass, they'd be rich!"
october 8, 2002 - motherfucker from hell (thank you, dolf. d. datsun)
october 7, 2002 - "im opposed to gambling, but boy i love those ponies!" -triggerhappyjackpowers
october 6, 2002 - things about shows
october 5, 2002 - "yoooou shook me allllllll niiiiiiight lonnnnnn!"
october 4, 2002 - "i mean, come on! alans the best piggy of them all!" -nick
october 2, 2002 - =/
october 1, 2002 - "paaaaants...or no paaaaants?" -viva variety
cctober 1, 2002 - value world makes me smell like a shoe
september 30, 2002 - more old journal memories
september 30, 2002 - in search of my silent audience
september 29, 2002 - "you cant mean the fart from the bottom of your fart!" -amy
september 27, 2002 - blast from the past: 1997
september 27, 2002 - good day sunshine
september 26, 2002 - yankee peddler festival '02
september 26, 2002 - letting go.
september 25, 2002 - tadaaaaaaa!
september 24, 2002 - "you can get lost in that song!" (cwis talking about "a day in the life")
september 23, 2002 - its the time of the season for loooooooving
september 23, 2002 - all that matters anymore
september 16, 2002 - from a friend:
september 13, 2002 - "what about your boobies?" -beth in a demented grandma voice
september 11, 2002 - when is it my turn
september 10, 2002 - xxx
september 6, 2002 - dashed
september 4, 2002 - a scary thought
september 2, 2002 - wish you were here
september 2, 2002 - "when erins around, it smells like baby ass!" -beth
august 30, 2002 - ive had it up to HERE
august 25, 2002 - tattoos and skool
august 24, 2002 - an emo kinda day
august 21, 2002 - depressed.
august 20, 2002 - "talking to you keeps my mind off of being stalked by james brown" - amy
august 17, 2002 - elvis and a whole lot more
august 14, 2002 - "i feel everything much more...much more than you ever will" -saves the day
August 12, 2002 - a must see...
August 11, 2002 - tristan fucking avakian
august 5, 2002 - moving on?
august 4, 2002 - heart attack
august 4, 2002 - why are aerosmith lyrics so good?
august 3, 2002 - still breathing
july 31, 2002 - i dont know how to forget
july 31, 2002 - -
july 27, 2002 - angel - aerosmith
july 26, 2002 - some people never learn
july 24, 2002 - worst nightmare come true
july 23, 2002 - no fair
july 21, 2002 - "i was pretending to be the hog that loves you!" -beth
july 17, 2002 - "you stupid idiot! so you're just gonna puke and recline?!" -beth
july 16, 2002 - "im so glad we dont have anyone elses lives!" -beth (amen, sister)
july 15, 2002 - "she has eyeballs on her chest!" -chris talking about nipples
july 13, 2002 - "you're not a noise rocker." -beth to me
july 10, 2002 - games
july 9, 2002 - summer
july 8, 2002 - "explode implode give a dog a log (or a bag of gritty kitty while the kittys in the city...)"
july 6, 2002 - petting the dolphin that is corey feldman!
july 5, 2002 - "where do i go from here" -nkotb
july 5, 2002 - "no WAY that was real!" -someone in our 'camp' watching fireworks
july 4, 2002 - better thank your lucky stars
july 2, 2002 - confession
july 1, 2002 - recap
june 29, 2002 - the end.
June 29, 2002 - time well spent
june 28, 2002 - times almost up
June 27, 2002 - wishful thinking
June 25, 2002 - goin 60 miles an hour
June 23, 2002 - "you were the one that wanted to be naked! i know!" -mom to me
June 22, 2002 - thanks
June 22, 2002 - little things (NOT the bush song)
June 22, 2002 - slowly dying inside
June 21, 2002 - awfeavb awtawgsgaw424v32q4r2
June 21, 2002 - ::continued::
June 20, 2002 - then and now
June 20, 2002 - you broke my heart into little tiny pieces
June 20, 2002 - tio bob, james dean and the supremes
June 16, 2002 - "the SCHAEF-STER!" -beth
June 13, 2002 - still "waiting"
June 12, 2002 - "we are NOT going together!" -joey to chris
June 11, 2002 - "me and boo have been friends since the old house!" -chris
June 8, 2002 - "fuck yeah, in your native language!" -pelle
June 7, 2002 - surprise!
June 6, 2002 - help a brotha out?
June 5, 2002 - david peel and the 360s
June 5, 2002 - brief update
June 3, 2002 - the most important person ive never met
June 3, 2002 - no.
June 3, 2002 - "ew! this 'R' looks like gonzo!" -amy
June 2, 2002 - "look! its william coray!" -what i thought i heard
may 31, 2002 - "I LIKE SKINNYS HAIR THE BEST!" -beth
may 30, 2002 - things i totally need:
may 30, 2002 - "you never know what you're gonna need!" -tre cool wearing a very long nose
may 29, 2002 - 105.7s claim to a "major concert announcement":
may 29, 2002 - "larry has a book of EMILYS!" -beth
may 28, 2002 - just a little update...
may 27, 2002 - "take that thing off your head!" "HEAD?!?" -amy and beth
may 26, 2002 - "remember old gimpy?" -beth
may 25, 2002 - "for a christian girl, they sure do screw a lot!" --
may 25, 2002 - duck drives west
may 23, 2002 - "i got my worms...i got my taaaaackle!" -beth making new lyrics to a weezer song
may 15, 2002 - the words i might have ate
may 14, 2002 - new weezer....uhm....
may 12, 2002 - "thats the voice that yells at him when hes bad! it says 'joe, get over here and adopt this abandoned dog!'" -beth
may 6, 2002 - "what are you gonna do? come close?" -rudy
may 2, 2002 - "thats the only good thing i got out of that relationship - handcuffs!" -snake
may 1, 2002 - nothing, really
april 23, 2002 - "im a little mopey today, bacon" -the state
april 19, 2002 - "do you want green beans and nay-nay?"
april 14, 2002 - "im just not interested in horses!" [mountains]
april 10, 2002 - "what good are brothers if you cant lie to them constantly?" -kevin
april 7, 2002 - "erin, i think YOU need to be holding this kitten!" -matthew trying to plead my case
april 3, 2002 - "my lips feel like warm cheese!" pete&pete
april 3, 2002 - "thanks for the mammaries!"
march 29, 2002 - "i wish i would have gotten a sweet sea out of bobby before he fucked off!"
march 24, 2002 - "i feel bad for them, but...not really!" -amy about leaving our parents in their bad seats
march 23, 2002 - 3 strikes
march 21, 2002 - hint:
march 20, 2002 - as the days of our lives continue...
march 19, 2002 - "im a mallard of a different color!" -kevin
march 19, 2002 - na na na blah blah blah fuck you
march 18, 2002 - hate to say i told you so
march 17, 2002 - "i am the ever-changing chameleon, skinny!" -skinny of course
march 16, 2002 - spoke too soon (#2)
march 16, 2002 - "like archie BOOONKER!" -beth
march 11, 2002 - "you want your buns bisted?" -mom
march 10, 2002 - diamonds are a girls best friend?
march 7, 2002 - "he likes to sell tshirts for us, but then he likes to fuck after that!" -dragons singer
March 5, 2002 - "how old is big bad baked?"
march 3, 2002 - "MEITHER EITHER!" -angie
march 2, 2002 - "that doesnt make sense, you guys are just buttholes" -what was just said on tv
february 28, 2002 - the three guests of heile of bersele
february 28, 2002 - mr. boombastic and the hangman
february 28, 2002 - a bit of gob for everyone
february 26, 2002 - "it only smells if its warm!" -kevin (talking about farts, of course)
february 20, 2002 - dear kevin,
february 20, 2002 - tiny addition to this diary
february 20, 2002 - convo
february 17, 2002 - "you just put your toe in my hand..and you didnt enter your pin number..so i spit it out!" -kevin
february 15, 2002 - "its either a werewolf, or fredrick douglas!" "i dont like either option!" -part of a conversation between mike and me
february 13, 2002 - nothing important to say
february 11, 2002 - "im gonna rock you so hard!" -skinny talking to the knickknacks on the shelf
february 9, 2002 - a little chat with everyones favorite friend, kati
february 8, 2002 - "i cant believe that anyone with their tongue pierced would want a deck!" -beth
february 8, 2002 - short and to the point
february 7, 2002 - "he walks around like he wants to be the sexy cop who strips!" -andrew
february 5, 2002 - pokemaster
february 4, 2002 - and so on and so on
february 4, 2002 - two important announcements
february 3, 2002 - "let it loose, man! you yanked on it!" -kevin yelling cuz i pulled his hair
february 2, 2002 - response to my last entry
february 2, 2002 - "he just has a way with eggs!" -andrew talking about dale
january 28, 2002 - "go, bologna!" -kevin to zoe
january 27, 2002 - "you're gonna make me fart!" -chris
january 27, 2002 - "stinky whaaat?!" "stinky steaknshake!" -beth and me
january 22, 2002 - lessons in love
january 21, 2002 - "fill your closets with goodies!" -mom
january 20, 2002 - =D
january 18, 2002 - chem anal
january 17, 2002 - nothing interesting except my bloody thumb
january 17, 2002 - a toast to diaryland
january 15, 2002 - new classes and birthday ideas and being in love and oldies concerts and being weird...and more
january 14, 2002 - bits and pieces
january 14, 2002 - a collection of bane quotes
january 14, 2002 - time to celebrate
january 13, 2002 - "so, kent...where else have you peed?"
january 13, 2002 - thats what friends are for
january 13, 2002 - <3 gob <3
january 13, 2002 - survey
january 12, 2002 - ryan hits the hammy
january 10, 2002 - kiss goodbye
january 9, 2002 - the end
january 9, 2002 - the worst days of my life
january 6, 2002 - music for gay retards
january 4, 2002 - "im humping the whole world!" -randy
January 2, 2002 - cheer up sleepy jean
january 1, 2002 - a bad way to start off the new year
december 31, 2001 - "this is my real nose!" - kevin, wearing a plastic purple nose
december 24, 2001 - "you're not talking to me because i have sideburns!" -chris
december 22, 2001 - "maybe if ltv shuts down, cleveland wont smell like fart anymore." -beth
december 19, 2001 - another death
December 17, 2001 - my new friend
december 17, 2001 - page updates
december 14, 2001 - "i cant believe we are actually talking. is this a miracle?" -jc
december 14, 2001 - "do i look 8 pounds lighter? cuz thats how much i lost!" - grady
december 13, 2001 - "YOURS!" -me to james about his sandals
december 10, 2001 - "you can fart twice in one session!" -beth
december 7, 2001 - "you havent LIVED till youve had a raspberry-centered egg!" - andrew
december 7, 2001 - mini roadtrips
december 4, 2001 - "later on we're all gonna be farting at you and you cant fart back!"
december 2, 2001 - "I make sparky marbles!" -andrew
november 30, 2001 - shattered
november 28, 2001 - i wish i didnt exist
november 27, 2001 - early/mid 90s alternative songs
november 27, 2001 - "wisdom thrown down from the mount...mount noonan!" -the state
november 26, 2001 - "what the hecks wrong with you, you wolf?! you bit me like a dog!" - mike
november 25, 2001 - oldtime sleepovers and building tents
november 22, 2001 - thanksgiving dinner with wavy gravy
november 22, 2001 - getting my groove on
november 20, 2001 - "im so happy im gonna pee myself!" -my boss
november 19, 2001 - bumrush: "to assult, quickly." -sssnake
november 17, 2001 - "hot sauce williams is an ALL-AMERICAN CUTIE!"
november 15, 2001 - pinball machines and jukeboxes
november 14, 2001 - growing up (falling down)
november 13, 2001 - im bitchin!
november 13, 2001 - "remember how we used to scratch everything after skool?" -me
november 12, 2001 - "amy got sour cream up your butt?" -beth
november 11, 2001 - a much-needed ass rocking
november 9, 2001 - ""why is billie upset today?" -beth impersonating neil
november 8, 2001 - "DID....HE...?!?!?!?" -beth, laughing too hard to finish the sentence
november 8, 2001 - just checking in...
november 5, 2001 - "ive been spending so much time at the gun show...cleaning rifles takes up so much of my time!" -han
november 4, 2001 - random fact for the day.
november 3, 2001 - "although, this isnt a person...its a frog!" --beth
october 29, 2001 - "i just sucked on it - i didnt know what to do with it!" - beth (with one of the best out-of-context quotes ever)
october 28, 2001 - "i havent fallen in a long time - i might as well go through with it!" -beth
october 27, 2001 - lots of boys
october 23, 2001 - "eights!" -craig
october 22, 2001 - "i have a very short attention span with things that are annoying...thats why i hate theo!" -craig
october 21, 2001 - polka dancing and grade skool reminiscing
cctober 19, 2001 - "so with dale its just sex, but with larry its making love!"
october 16, 2001 - "life SUCKS! somebody murder me NOW!" -jon on break at skool monday
cctober 13, 2001 - all about west virginia and kevin
october 10, 2001 - suck.
october 8, 2001 - the first skool friends nite out
cctober 7, 2001 - "best friends forever, erin?" -neil
cctober 5, 2001 - the cutest brother and sister combo ever
cctober 3, 2001 - baby rigby blues
October 01, 2001 - "dont call me peewee, it insults my manhood!" -lyle
september 29, 2001 - "lets play foursquare!"
september 28, 2001 - "you dont want the cheesy peanut? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!" -beth to her cat
september 27, 2001 - why i will be MIA
september 26, 2001 - extra! extra! read all about it! (the 1st pickick portoo)
september 26, 2001 - "kiss my motherfuckin bootyhole!" -wesley willis
september 24, 2001 - "i knew it was just a matter of time..." - kevin
september 23, 2001 - singing songs in my sleep
september 22, 2001 - burning inside
september 20, 2001 - "will you be my boyfriend?" -superneil hitting on andrew
september 19, 2001 - "you crushed my flops!" -ryan
september 15, 2001 - licking feet and running away from home (not necessairly in that order)
september 15, 2001 - licking feet and running away from home (not necessairly in the order)
september 14, 2001 - "i love sluts. sluts rock!" -wet hot american summer
september 12, 2001 - world war III?
september 11, 2001 - "my friend jimmy is in there!" "you have friends?" "i was kidding!" -wet hot american summer
september 9, 2001 - "ahhhh! the leeeeeches!" - the state
september 9, 2001 - just checking in
september 8, 2001 - bring a rockstar to skool day
september 6, 2001 - new tattoo and new show announcements
september 4, 2001 - the new pervert at work
september 4, 2001 - p.s. (#2)
september 4, 2001 - "im going to hump the fridge!"
september 3, 2001 - really long entry about funerals and concerts
august 28, 2001 - "don't tarry with care, take to the air...so unaware you'd be leaving" - superdrag
august 27, 2001 - "why, specifically, do you love me?" - the state
august 26, 2001 - summer evaluation
august 26, 2001 - "im crazy about you!"
august 25, 2001 - i need to find my party pants
august 23, 2001 - this place sucks
august 22, 2001 - the perfect guy
august 22, 2001 - no spikey hair drunk punks for me
august 21, 2001 - locker room secrets and cute dutch rockers
august 19, 2001 - crash 57
august 17, 2001 - i love rocknroll
august 17, 2001 - a day back at skool
august 16, 2001 - all about the music
august 15, 2001 - my adventure with tre cool
august 14, 2001 - guess who is coming to town? ok bad pun.
august 12, 2001 - naked campouts and the BIG decision
august 10, 2001 - just for the record...
august 10, 2001 - the dumbest movie ending ever
august 10, 2001 - "and YOU stay there! because YOU'RE a pupe!" -kevin
august 9, 2001 - 5am worries
august 9, 2001 - "out of the ordinary" ordinary experiences
august 7, 2001 - ...continued...
august 7, 2001 - no misfits...=*(...BUT GOB!!!
august 7, 2001 - my bad mood
august 6, 2001 - "chris, who licked your baked potato?" -mike
august 4, 2001 - one thing, second entry
august 4, 2001 - what to do * gob
august 4, 2001 - the good news!
august 3, 2001 - monkeys+chinese food+beards?
july 31, 2001 - r.i.p. pocket trout
july 29, 2001 - "im late! im late! for a very important date!"
july 28, 2001 - in my head
july 27, 2001 - knock-down drag-out * weezer
july 27, 2001 - sad and lazy
july 25, 2001 - day 3
july 24, 2001 - day 2
july 23, 2001 - day 1
july 22, 2001 - "the one, two, three days!"
july 21, 2001 - crap after crap
july 20, 2001 - a day at the beach (sorta)
july 19, 2001 - short entry for once
july 18, 2001 - bonding time with mom
july 16, 2001 - *sneeze*
july 15, 2001 - observations about my favorite bands
july 15, 2001 - "you got champagne in your butthole?" -joey
july 14, 2001 - edinboro, pa
july 13, 2001 - "do you want to tongue kiss for a while?" -berdache
july 12, 2001 - the pickick portoo, campfire tales and the number 4
july 10, 2001 - my speech
july 9, 2001 - suck a cheetahs dick - wesley willis
july 9, 2001 - "he doesnt listen to weezer! he listens to the verve pipe!" -peter
july 7, 2001 - i hate my generation - cracker
july 5, 2001 - 4th of july
july 3, 2001 - more chaos ensues at the rahel household
july 3, 2001 - funny times
july 1, 2001 - sundays are depressing enough on their own
july 1, 2001 - "how long were they together?" "like..5 seconds!" -april and tomm
june 30, 2001 - im a nervous wreck!!!
june 28. 2001 - life evaluation
june 26, 2001 - happy birthday cuz
june 25, 2001 - "at the count of 3, we'll grab each others balls!" -kenny
june 23, 2001 - we hugged stevie tightly
june 22, 2001 - "yea, my buddies...you know, gob." -my mom
june 21, 2001 - vinyl whore
june 20. 2001 - "you got hit in the head, you whore!" -berdache
june 19, 2001 - my first real summer day
june 18, 2001 - "theres a wolverine down there!" -rudy
june 17, 2001 - "im at the park!" -some little girl
june 16, 2001 - my mom asking young bois if they're hung
june 15, 2001 - "i fucking love him with all my motherfucking heart!" -aunt renee
june 13, 2001 - fuck you
june 13, 2001 - "the first time i caught a glimpse of you, then all my thoughts were only of you" - green day
june 13, 2001 - that lousy jackass robert sharp
june 13, 2001 - the messiest trip to dennys ever
june 12, 2001 - happy beat up henry day!
june 11, 2001 - gob for the 5th time
june 10. 2001 - waste of a day
june 9, 2001 - "you did WHAT to your sea monkeys?!?" -the state
june 8, 2001 - "never turn your back on friends that are true" -the unseen
june 7, 2001 - jesus, "our lord and savior", is not my friend =P
june 6, 2001 - "remember the time you spit your cough drop in my mashed potatoes?" -natalie
june 5, 2001 - "you dont HAVE that video game!" "ok. ill just die then."
june 4, 2001 - lets rock!
june 3, 2001 - "why is chocolate crawling?"
june 2, 2001 - mocking people and punching yourself in the balls
june 1, 2001 - unequality
may 31. 2001 - norb's burrcaraka
may 29, 2001 - the christening of the crash of 59 mobsters
may 29. 2001 - "this is battery acid, you slime!" -IT
may 28, 2001 - being ditched
may 27, 2001 - the monkees and being snubbed by peter
may 26, 2001 - "get out of my HOUSE!" -danny lahiff
may 25, 2001 - "3 dirty whorebags, one has fleas!"
may 23, 2001 - the dog bone my mom made me lick
may 22, 2001 - my summer wishlist
may 20. 2001 - some words of wisdom...
may 20. 2001 - the saga continues
may 19, 2001 - problems and more problems
may 18, 2001 - the dennys incident
may 16, 2001 - no one makes out with me
may 15, 2001 - oohweeooh i look just like buddy holly
may 13. 2001 - the great weezer campout!
may 13, 2001 - beth's garbage man gloves
may 11, 2001 - the morning after
may 11. 2001 - gobGOBgob
may 10, 2001 - grrrrr
may 9, 2001 - gob tidbits and my confidence speech
may 8, 2001 - a successful trip record shopping
may 6, 2001 - girls day out
may 5, 2001 - computers suck!
may 1, 2001 - listen to the band!
april 30, 2001 - inferiority complex and summertime friends
april 29, 2001 - crash of 59s first show indianapolis sucks (lol)
april 27, 2001 - indianapolis here we come...
april 25, 2001 - "here comes a lie: we will always be true" -little things
april 24, 2001 - immoral priests and toothbrush tattoos
april 22, 2001 - someones bright idea to put "fun" in funeral
april 21, 2001 - strength to endure
april 20, 2001 - practice twice in one day?!?
april 17, 2001 - *sigh* at it again
april 15, 2001 - easter things, death of a legend, and being a kid again
april 14, 2001 - the neverending story (or entry)
april 11, 2001 - just a thought on tattoos
april 9, 2001 - *green day* and *weezer* BIG NEWS!!
april 8, 2001 - my mexican weekend
april 6, 2001 - damn today
april 4, 2001 - a stupid story about a stupid boi
april 3, 2001 - i love thrift stores
april 2, 2001 - the ramones: a threat to national security
april 1, 2001 - my mom the thug
march 31, 2001 - a whole lot of nothing going on
march 29, 2001 - how far would you go to make out with someone?
march 28, 2001 - my valentine
march 27, 2001 - cracklin rosie
march 27, 2001 - i sound like a groupie but i promise im not
march 26, 2001 - "you know you're pretty lousy! give me the fits. see? fits!" -the state
march 25, 2001 - i hate girls
march 24, 2001 - cwis wayhew and his fear of possums
march 23, 2001 - the word party going on inside my head
march 21, 2001 - "so just chill...till the next episode!"
march 19, 2001 - no more savers thrift store *sob*
march 18, 2001 - the goonies rock tha house!
march 17, 2001 - i love pink hair
march 15, 2001 - *phew* i DIDNT make punk rock suck!
march 15, 2001 - im the reason punk rock sucks
march 14, 2001 - cosmic moods
march 13, 2001 - gob turns frowns upside down!
march 11, 2001 - anti-social behavior
march 10, 2001 - here i am, your reject all-american
march 10, 2001 - superdrag sure knows how to ROCK OUT
march 8, 2001 - i like seeing gob half-naked!!
march 7, 2001 - the coolest 47 year old punk rocker ever
march 7. 2001 - merch turd ben
march 6, 2001 - spitting on skoolgirls
march 4, 2001 - ew, erin
march 1, 2001 - grandma 'bunny' jean is big pimpin
march 1, 2001 - straightedge buddies and naked scarecrows
feb. 27, 2001 - i love surprises
feb. 27, 2001 - punk rock 101: a lesson on the queers
feb. 26, 2001 - NOT a pleasant valley sunday!
feb. 24, 2001 - still (birthday) partyin
feb. 19, 2001 - "growing bored with nothing else to do"
feb. 17, 2001 - poopy diapers
feb. 14, 2001 - happy birthday to me
feb. 13, 2001 - i love peter tork
feb. 12, 2001 - who would kiss cwis wayhew?
feb. 7, 2001 - tighty whities and steely dan
feb. 1, 2001 - shooting peas out of your nose like machine guns
jan. 28, 2001 - helen e. priebie, the blue eyed butt (rip)
jan. 24, 2001 - green day and snorting in each others ears
jan. 22, 2001 - "i say...pee on green day!" ok not really...
jan. 20, 2001 - party like a romanian
jan. 18, 2001 - wesley willis
jan. 17, 2001 - bladder control
